Justin In Tu Tu
Heres the Link to see the picshttp://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=photos&gid=4352347750#!/pages/Fort-Saint-John-BC/1015-The-Bear-Fort-St-Johns-Best-Rock-CKNL/306592659262
Cheers
George
Link To Bear Facebook Group
Like I was talking about earlier, here's the link to the bear facebook group
Top 5 Three Days Grace Songs!
The Bear is proud to present Three Days Grace this saturday in Dawson. Get pumped for the show friday and let me know your favorite Three Days Grace Songs! email at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 Bands Of The 2000s!
With another decade going by, the big question is: What bands define the 2000s? Let me know your picks!
email at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE
Best Rock bands of the 2000s
1) Foo Fighters
2) Linkin Park
3) Nickelback
4) White Stripes
5) Disturbed
Top 5 Songs of 2009!
As another great year comes to an end, lets countdown the big songs of the last year. Email me your Favorite new songs from 2009!gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE
Top Rock Songs of 2009
1) Check my Brain- Alice In Chains
2) Oh Yeah- Chickenfoot
3) Wheels- Foo Fighters
4) Audience Of One- Rise Against
5) Use Somebody- Kings Of Leon
Rockstars Vs Cars!
Tiger Woods had a mishap while driving last week and smoked a tree. Lots of rockers have had their problems driving as well and we will make that into your 5 song countdown! Let me know your top 5 stories of rockstars vs cars!
gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE
Rock-stars Vs Cars
1) Cliff Burton- Master Of Puppets
2) Rick Allen- Armageddon It
3) Keith Moon- Won't Get Fooled Again
4) Vince Neil- Home Sweet Home
5) Cozy Powell- Here We Go Again
Top 5 Acoustic Songs!
The Trews are putting on a SOLD OUT Acoutstic show at the Lido coming up on the 30th! To get you in the mood for the show, our 5 song countdown will be your top 5 Acoustic Songs! Vote now!
gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE
Top 5 Acoustic Songs
1) Man who sold the world- Nirvana
2) Down in a hole- Alice In Chains
3) Sing your heart out- Trews
4) My My, Hey Hey- Neil Young
5) Good Riddance- Green Day
Top 5 Matthew Good Songs!
The big concert coming this friday! 1-877-339-8499 and www.dawsonco-optickets.com
gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 Team-ups!
With a massive concert last week in New York including team ups of Metallica with Ozzy and Springsteen with U2, the 5 song countdown this Friday will be top 5 team-ups! Let me know your favorites!
Email-gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
UPDATE
Top Rock Team-ups
1) -Apocalyptica- I Don't Care- Adam Gontier
-Apocalyptica- I'm not Jesus- Corey Taylor
2) Motley Crue- Linkin Park-Home sweet home
3) Billy Talent/Anti Flag-Turn your back
4) Iggy Pop/Sum 41- Little Know it all
Top 5 Halloween Songs!
Get in the mood for Halloween Partying this weekend with great Halloween music! Vote for your Favorite spooky song for this weeks 5 song countdown!
gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 songs from Commercials!
Some commercials are made SO much better just because of the songs that are playing, so this friday the 5 song countdown will be top 5 commercial songs! Let me know your favs- gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE
Top 5 Songs from Commercials
1) Love Hurts- Nazareth- Nissan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7131PfQto
2) Smoke on the Water- Deep Purple- Dodge
Top 5 Movie Songs!
Do I need to say more...vote for your Favs!
gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE:
Top 5 Movie Songs
1) Stuck in the Middle with You- Stealer's Wheel - Reservoir Dogs
2) Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen - Wayne's World
3) Aerosmith: 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing- Armageddon
4) Old Time Rock and Roll- Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band - Risky Business
Top 5 Side Bands!
With so many artists having side bands on the go(eg. Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Chester Bennington) Lets do a 5 song countdown of your Fav side bands! Vote now gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE
Top 5 Rock Side Projects
1) The Raconteurs
2) Sixx Am
3) Stone Sour
4) Foxboro Hot Tubs
5) Paul McCartney
Top 5 Rock Acts At Award Shows!
With the whole Kanye/Taylor Swift action at the MTV VMAs over the weekend lets look back on some of the greatest performances at award shows! Let me know about the ones that you loved! gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 Memorial Songs
September 11th falls on this Fridays countdown...so...the countdown becomes top 5 Memorial songs- let me know your Favorites
gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 End of Summer/Back to School Songs!
Yup....its that time of year...you know what to do- Email me your picks at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 ACDC Songs!
With the big tour going on right now ACDC makes a couple of stops in western Canada: 26th in E-town and the 29th in Van City. Vote for your favorite ACDC songs of all time! Email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
Top 5 Songs From Sitcoms!
I was watching the Office yesterday and they were singing a remake Goodbye Stranger and I thought it would make a great 5 song list. Vote for your favorite songs you've seen on sitcoms! Email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 Road Trip Songs!
So I'm heading on a bit of a road trip next week and I need some help with the music for the trip. This week vote for your favorite road trip/cruising songs!
Email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
UPDATE
Top 5 Road Trip Songs
1) Free Bird- Lynyrd Skynyrd
2) Highway to Hell- AC/DC
3) Paradise City - Guns N Roses
4) Life is a Highway - Tom Cochrane
Top 5 FIRE songs!
We did rain...and now fire!(dont worry we wont do earth or wind) Maybe this friday we can learn a little fire safety! Vote for your top songs about fire...Email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
UPDATE:
Top 5 Songs about Fire
1) Light My Fire- The Doors
2) We didn't start the fire -Billy Joel
3) Fire- Jimi Hendrix
4) Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
5) Dancing In The Dark- Bruce Springsteen
Top 5 Rain Songs!
Well its getting wet around the peace and it seems fitting to do a 5 song countdown with rain songs! Love it or hate it, let me know your favorites- Email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE
Top 5 Songs About Rain
1) Have you ever seen the rain- Creedence Clearwater Revival
2) Riders On The Storm- The Doors
3) November Rain- Guns N' Roses
4) Rusted From The Rain- Billy Talent
5) 3am- Matchbox 20
Top 5 Canadian Bands!
Canada Day is sneaking up right around the corner so this weeks top 5 will be all canadian! Vote for your favorite canadain band(classic or new)! Email me your picks at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
UPDATE
Top 5 Canadian Bands
1) Guess Who- American Woman
2) Nickelback- How You Remind Me
3) Rush- Tom Sawyer
4) Tragically hip- New Orleans is Sinking
5) Bryan Adams- Its Only Love
Top 5 Songs For Fathers Day!
Fathers Day is this weekend so our 5 song countdown is top 5 songs for dad! Dad deserves a good song list so vote your favorites! Email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
UPDATE!
Top 5 Fathers Day Songs
1) Alice In Chains- Rooster
2) Pearl Jam- Alive
3) Filter- Take A Picture
4) Green Day- Wake Me Up When September Ends
5) Creed- With Arms Wide Open
Top 5 School Songs!
Summers Here! Schools Out! This fridays 5 song countdown is your top school/schools over songs. Email me your picks at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Update! The winners are:
Top 5 School Songs
1) School's Out- Alice Cooper
2) Hot For Teacher- Van Halen
3) Smokin' In the Boys Room- Mötley Crüe
4) Another Brick In The Wall pt 1 & pt 2- Pink Floyd
5) Time Of Your Life- Green Day
Top 5 Vacation Songs!
SUMMERS HERE! Vacation and holiday season has arrived. The top 5 song list this friday will be to Vacation\holiday songs! Vote your fav's! Email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
UPDATE- After tallying your votes heres the top 5
Top 5 vacation songs
1) School's Out - Alice Cooper
2) Summer Of '69 - Bryan Adams
3) Island In The Sun-Weezer
4) All Summer Long- Kid Rock
5) Boys of Summer - Don Henley/ The Ataris
thanks for the votes
Top 5 Car Songs!
With all the car stuff around the peace....drag racing, stock cars....the 5 song countdown this friday will be top 5 car songs! Vote your favorites... email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 Space Songs!
This week the 5 song countdown will be top 5 space songs with NASA doing some repairs. So email me your favorite songs about space at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 Campfire Songs!
May-long Weekend! Nothing like the may- long to get the camping and bonfires started...the 5 song countdown this friday is top campfire songs. There's always someone around with a guitar and these songs are the ones he can play best after a few drinks. email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
gshantz@radio.astral.com
2009 Playoffs Second Round
2009 Playoffs Second Round
I'm Pretty happy with how the first round worked out...6 for 8! My second round picks will be 4 for 4!
Eastern Conference
Boston Vs Carolina
-Well the Habs didn't provide much of a challenge for the Bruins but Carolina may. Cam Ward is one of my favorite goalies and he was a big part of the defeat of the Devils. Then again Timmy T is rested and Boston has way more fire power then the Canes! Ward steals 2 games for the Canes, but that's it.
-Bruins In 6
Top 5 Songs to Riot Too!
This 5 songs list is all about mayhem! Lets say your stoked after a Nucks win, or your gonna start a revolution, or your freaked out about swine flu and the world is ending... these would be the songs you'd play! Let me know your top 5 songs,
email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
gshantz@radio.astral.com
Top 5 Songs About Drugs
With April 20 landing in this week I thought a good 5 song countdown would be top 5 songs about drugs! You can vote for your top 5 here or email me at at gshantz@radio.astral.comcheers
George
2009 Playoff Picks First Round
2009 Playoffs First Round
Eastern Conference
Boston VS Montreal
- Original 6 matchup...Sweet! Should turn out to be an awesome series. Two teams that seem to be pretty well-rounded, but with one big difference...GOALtending. Boston has relied heavily this year on Timmy T and he hasn't disappointed. Whereas Montreal has played with an inconsistent Carey Price (injured, sick, ill?) There are a lot of teams that the Canadiens can beat, too bad for them; none of these teams have qualified for the playoffs this year.
Top 5 Metallica Songs!
With the New Metallica guitar hero game now out and also getting inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame this weekend, the top 5 song list this friday is Top 5 Metallica Songs!
-email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
Top 5 Stripper Songs!
The 5 song list this friday is top 5 stripper songs:- songs that you've heard girls dance too
- lap dance songs
- songs about strippers
- if its got something to do with strippers, put it on the list
email me at gshantz@radio.astral.com
cheers
George
gshantz@radio.astral.com
Top 5 Drinking Songs!
Hey with St Pattys Day next week the 5 song list this friday is Top 5 drinking songs! Let us know you favorites either by commenting here or emailing me at gshantz@radio.astral.comCheers
George
My fav- Have a Drink On me- AC/DC
Top Rock Songs Of The 70s!
The 5 song countdown for this friday is top songs of the 70s! let me know your favorites... gshantz@radio.astral.comcheers
George
Top 5 Rock Songs Named After Women
This week our 5 song countdown will be top rock songs named after women. Let us know your favorites and why!Cheers
George
gshantz@radio.astral.com
Top 5 Love Making Songs!
Allright kids the top 5 list for this friday is top 5 making love songs! It can be songs that talk about doing the nasty or songs that work for you. Leave a comment here with your top songs or drop me an email at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Cheers
George
Top 5 Piano Rock!
Another Great idea from you guys for a five song countdown...Top 5 tunes with piano. I didn't really realize how many rock songs have piano. Its gonna be another tough list to pick, so drop me an email and tell me your top 5!
Heres a few you can choose
-November Rain- Guns N Roses
-Don't Cry- Guns N Roses
-Bohemian rhapsody- Queen
-Don't Stop- Fleetwood Mac
-LA Woman- The Doors
-Light My Fire- The Doors
-Crocodile Rock- Elton John
Top Superbowl Halftime Shows
Alright football fans...or as they say it across the ocean, soccer (or is it the other way around?) Anywho, vote for your favorite halftime show (sorry janet) Friday morning I'll countdown the top 5!
-Rolling Stones- XL
-Paul McCartney - XXXIX
-Aerosmith- XXXV
-Kid Rock- XXXVIII
-U2- XXXVI
-Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers- XLII
-ZZ TOP- XXXI
Cheers,
George Shantz
MORE COWBELL!
From The banks of the legendary SNL skit comes this week's top 5 song countdown. MORE COWBELL!
Below are some of the great songs that contain COWBELL, lets narrow them down to the top 5! Email me your picks at gshantz@radio.astral.com
ACDC You Shook Me (All Night Long)
ACDC Thunderstruck
ACDC Hell's Bells
Aerosmith Walk This Way
Aerosmith Sweet Emotion
April Wine Oowatanite
April Wine Weeping Widow
April Wine Drop Your Guns
Bachman Turner Overdrive (BTO) Hey You
Beastie Boys Hey Ladies
Beastie Boys She's Crafty
Beatles Drive My Car
Beatles You Can't Do That
Beatles I Call Your Name
Beatles Revolution
Billy Idol White Wedding
Billy Joel We Didn't Start the Fire
Black Crowes Wiser Time
Black Crowes Gone
Black Crowes High Head Blues
Black Sabbath Wizard
Blue Oyster Cult Don't Fear the Reaper
Bob Dylan Lay Lady Lay
Bob Seger Old Time Rock N Roll
Bon Jovi It's my Life
Bon Jovi Bad Medicine
Bruce Springsteen Born to Run
BTO Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
Cheap Trick Dream Police
Creedence Clearwater Revival Born On The Bayou
Creedence Clearwater Revival Down on the Corner
David Bowie Diamond Dogs
Days of the New The Down Town
Deep Purple You Fool No One
Def Leppard Photograph
Def Leppard Rock of Ages
Def Leppard Pour Some Sugar on Me
Def Leppard Foolin'
Don MacLean American Pie
Eagles Hotel California
Fleetwood Mac Go Your Own Way
Fleetwood Mac Oh Well
Fleetwood Mac Gold Dust Woman
Fleetwood Mac Hold Me
Free All Right Now
Golden Earring Radar Love
Grand Funk Railroad We're an American Band
Grateful Dead Touch of Grey
Guns n Roses Nightrain
Guns n Roses Mr. Brownstone
Guns n Roses Welcome to the Jungle
Guns n Roses It's So Easy
Iron Maiden Can I Play With Madness?
Jimi Hendrix Fire
Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze
Joe Walsh Rock Mountain Way
John Cougar Mellencamp Cherry Bomb
John Cougar Mellencamp Pink Houses
Judas Priest Breaking the Law
Kiss Calling Dr. Love
Kiss All the Way
Kiss Rock and Roll All Night
Kiss Love Her All I Can
Led Zeppelin Good Times, Bad Times
Led Zeppelin Stairway to Heaven
Led Zeppelin Moby Dick
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Led Zeppelin Bring it on Home
Linkin Park The End
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica For Whom the Bell Tolls
Motley Crue Live Wire
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
Nazareth Hair of the Dog
Nazareth Whisky Drinkin' Woman
Nazareth Carry Out Feelings
Offspring Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
Pink Floyd Young Lust
Pink Floyd Pigs (three different ones)
Poison Back To The Rocking Horse
Poison Look What the Cat Dragged In
Poison Unskinny Bop
Police Walking on the Moon
Police Roxanne
Puddle of Mudd She Hates Me
Queen We Will Rock You
Queen Keep Yourself Alive
Queen Bohemian Rhapsody
Queen Crazy Little Thing Called Love
R.E.M. Ignoreland
Radiohead Creep
Radiohead Electioneering
Rage Against The Machine Killing In The Name
Rage Against the Machine Freedom
Red Hot Chilli Peppers Skinny Sweaty Man
Red Hot Chilli Peppers Breaking the Girl
Rick Derringer Uncomplicated
Rick Derringer Rock and Roll Hoochie Coo
Rolling Stones Wild Horses
Rolling Stones Satisfaction
Rolling Stones Lets Spend the Night Together
Rolling Stones Honky Tonk Woman
Rush Big Money
Rush In The Mood
Rush Limelight
Rush Trees
Rush I Think I'm Going Bald
Santana Evil Ways
Santana She's Not There
Scorpions Pictured Life
Skid Row Monkey Business
Smashing Pumpkins 1979
Soundgarden Spoon Man
Stealer's Wheel Stuck in the Middle With You
Steve Miller Jungle Love
Supertramp Logical Song
Tantric Breakdown
Ted Nugent Great White Buffalo
Ted Nugent Free For All
Tom Petty You Wreck Me
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Jammin' Me
Tommy James & The Shondells I Think We're Alone Now
Twisted Sister We're Not Going to Take It
U2 Unforgetable Fire
U2 Stories For Boys
U2 Refugee
Van Halen Drop Dead Legs
Van Halen Dance the Night Away
Van Halen Dancing In the Street
Van Halen Jump
Van Halen Black and Blue
Velvet Underground Some Kinda Love
Velvet Underground Sweet Jane
WAR Low Rider
Warrant Cherry Pie
Whitesnake Is This Love
Yardbirds For Your Love
Top Rock Band Names!
Top Band Names
The 5 song countdown for this Friday is top 5 rock band names. I guess what we're looking for is a name that has a great origin and also a name that stands out. Below I listed a bunch of names but off course there are countless amounts of crazy band names so you make the choice of the best ones.
Email me your top 5 at gshantz@radio.astral.com
-Green Day
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Foo Fighters
-Guess Who
-Nickelback
-Gob
-ZZ Top
-Buck Cherry
-Linkin Park
Top 5 Drummers!
The Top 5 song list for this Friday is top drummers of all time! You Pick your 5 and email me the list. gshantz@radio.astral.com
-Travis Barker- Blink 182
-Lars Ulrich- Metallica
-Neil Peart- Rush
-Jon Bonham- Led Zeppelin
-Keith Moon- The Who
-Tommy Aldridge- Ozzy
-Jimmy Chamberlain- Smashing Pumpkins
-Alex Van Halen- Van Halen
-Dave Grohl- Nirvana
-Tommy Lee- Motley Crue
-Steven Adler- Guns ‘N Roses
Bands Of The 90s!
Here we go again...on a trip through a decade of some great music. And the list we make together for this Friday is not gonna be based on record sales, nor will it be based by the amount of money the band made or the amount of #1 hits they had.
We will make this list on the bands from the 90's that affected you the most.
Email me with your top 5 bands from the 90's at gshantz@radio.astral.com
Here's some of the stellar bands of the 90's
-Pearl Jam
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Foo Fighters
Your Top 5 Frontmen!
Sweet! Another 5 song countdown!
This Friday I choose TOP frontmen as the subject of the countdown. Below are listed 25 of the greatest frontmen of all time. These are the kind of frontmen that when you hear the band name you immediately think of them.
Your mission- Let me know what you think. You can e-mail me here at gshantz@radio.astral.com or call anytime on the morning show-250-787-9669.
On Friday morning I'll tally the votes and at 9 o'clock play the TOP 5!
-Kurt Cobain- Nirvana
Top Women Rockers
Another 5 song countdown is coming up on Friday. This week I choose Women in ROCK N' ROLL as the subject. Below are listed some great female rockers of today and the past. E-mail me and let me know what ladies you want to here in the 5 song countdown.
-Lita Ford
-Joan Jett
-Bif Naked
-Alannah Myles
-Ann & Nancy Wilson- Heart
-Lee Aaron
-Pat Benatar
-Amy Lee
TOP 20 Guitar Solos! You Pick
Allright Boys and Girls, here goes- Friday morning we do a 5 song countdown...this weeks countdown happens to be - TOP 5 GUITAR SOLOS!
Now usually I will use an internet poll to pick which songs make the top 5, but this week you can have a hand in picking the songs for the list.
Below are listed 20 songs from some top lists that were already made. We will narrow these 20 songs down to 5 and play the top 5 Friday Morning starting at 9.
So your turn- Go through the list and pick your top 5 and drop me an email and let me know. Also you can phone in your top 5 anytime this week in the morning at 250-787-9669.
Monday(final day) Finger 11
Allright Kids, your final chance to qualify is today! At 915 I'll ask for this word:Monday Word- BURLINGTON
peace
George
Friday Finger 11
Getting down to the wire now...only one week until Finger 11 hits dawson! We will take 2 more qualifiers, one today and one more on Monday. 915 this morning be ready to call in with this word-Friday Word- Rainbow Butt Monkeys
Good Luck
George
ps- i didnt make that up, thats actually what their band was gonna be called!
Thursday Finger 11
The secret word I'll be asking for today is tip...which is the title of one of the first Finger 11 cds. Again right around 915 this morning is you chance to win!Thursday Word- TIP
cheers
George
Wednesday Finger 11
Welcome Winter! And welcome Finger 11...just a week and a bit until the concert in Dawson! Your next chance to qualify for tickets and pick up a Finger 11 cd is at 915 this morning.Wednesday Word- MEMORY VAGUE
good luck
George
Tuesday Finger 11
Allrighty then! At 915 this morning I'll be asking for this word:Tuesday Word- TALKING TO THE WALLS
good luck
George
MONDAY FINGER 11
Hey! Hope you guys had a good weekend....your monday word isMONDAY WORD: ONE THING
Cheers
George
ps- I'll ask for the secret word right around 915
Friday Finger 11
Allright Kids you friday morning word that I'll be looking for at around 915 is.......Friday Word- ABSENT ELEMENT
BOO
George
Thursday Finger 11
GOOD MORNING! at 915 am this morning ill be looking for this word:Thursday Word: PARALYZER
Good Luck
George
HUMP DAY FINGER 11
Wednesdays word is another song title...Ill be asking for the word right around 915 this morning:Wednesday word: ABOVE
Cheers
George
HUMP DAY FINGER 11
Wednesdays word is another song title...Ill be asking for the word right around 915 this morning:Wednesday word: ABOVE
Cheers
George
Tuesday Finger 11
Allright Boys and Girls the word I'll be asking for at around 9:15 this morning is:Tuesday word: FALLING ON
Good Luck
George
MONDAY FINGER 11
Good Morning! Heres how it works at around 9:15 am this morning I will ask for this word: GOOD TIMES. So call me up at 787-9669 when i ask for the word and you'll win the new finger 11 cd as well as qualify for tickets to the concert.Monday word- GOOD TIMES
Good Luck Kiddies
George
86 Rules Of Drinking
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during Happy Hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot:
Great, now I'm going to get drunk.
I hate shots.
It's coming back up.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
20. Drink one girly drink in public, and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing - urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
25. It is only permissible to shout ‘woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
26. If there is a DJ, you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, don't approach him again. If he does play it, don't approach him again.
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.
31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.
32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.
33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least 2 cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender's guide and browse thru all the drinks you've never tried.
37. Try one new drink each week.
38. If you're the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.
39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but, once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
40. If you have ever told a bartender, "Hey, it all spends the same," then you are a cheap ass.
41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.
43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
45. It's okay to drink alone.
46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her "baby" or "darling".
47. Nothing screams ‘Gay' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.
48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.
49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.
53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
56. Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.
57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.
59. If you're broke and a friend is "sporting you", you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.
60. If you're broke and a friend is "ragging on you", you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.
61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.
62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say "Yes". Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.
63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.
64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."
67. Never ask a bartender "What's good tonight?" They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your damn drink and step the hell away from the bar.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your father, hers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.
71. It's acceptable, traditional, in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious, and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered, and they're sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and, either way, you're going to come off as a jackass.
73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.
77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with "I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . ."
78. When you're in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he's buying.
79. If you are 86′d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.
80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
81. If you're going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It's the no-tell liquor.
82. There's nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you're supposed to be at work.
83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there's something in it.
85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.
86. You will forget everyone of of these rules by your fifth drink.
Oasis Gets Rocked!
http://www.break.com/index/noel-gallagher-knocked-down-onstage.html
Oasis canceled its Tuesday night (September 9th) show in London, Ontario as guitarist Noel Gallagher apparently continues to feel the effects of a shocking onstage attack that occurred two nights earlier. According to the band's website, the London gig has already been rescheduled for December 15th.
Oasis has one show left on its North American itinerary, on Friday (September 12th) in New York City, and so far it seems like that concert will still take place. The statement at the website read, "Noel fell heavily on to his monitor speakers when he was pushed suddenly from behind by his attacker and suffered bruising to his ribs and hip. He was examined in a local hospital after the band's performance and has been advised to rest.
Busy Week!
So ya...busy week at The Bear this week. Some pretty big time concerts are on the way. We will be qualifying people throughout the week for some amazing tickets to Bachman Cummings!
As well on Friday we are giving away tickets...no wait...BEAT THE BOX OFFICE TICKETS for METALLICA! Get ready fans its gonna be exciting!
Oh and check out this crazy helicopter movie...
Cheers
George
http://www.break.com/index/helicopter-pilot-cuts-the-cake.html
Bigfoot Exists?
(CNN) -- A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot. The thawed body of a creature reputed to be Bigfoot reportedly weighs more than 500 pounds. 1 of 2 Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive. The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say.
However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery to protect the remaining creatures. Tom Nelson, chairman of the biology department at North Georgia College and State University in Dahlonega, said he's "pretty skeptical" the world will feast its eyes on a new species Friday. "That would certainly rock mammalogy," joked Nelson, who specializes in the study of mammals. "I see a research grant in my future."
Reason #7 Why Not To Ride A Dirt Bike Inside
Hey! Whats Going on?
Here's your Thurday video. Enjoy!
http://www.break.com/index/indoor-motorcycle-wheelie-goes-bad.html
Peace
George
8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party!
Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it’s a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here’s 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.
8. Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It’s Still Going On
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they’ve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party. WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if you’re finished every five minutes. It’s great that they want to help you clean up, but if you’ve decided to have a party, you’ve already resigned yourself to the fact that when it’s over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie. I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their ass in the middle of taking a shit, just to “cut down on the work that has to be done when it’s all over!”
Lego Album Covers
Remember when you were awesome at building things with lego...Well the guys who made thee album covers into lego. Heres a couple of the albums before the lego transformation!
The Strokes - Is This It
Crazy Guitar Hero?!
HEY! Thanks for checking in on your monday. Talked abit about this this morning crazy Guitar Dude...check out the link
Peace
George
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=543621
Indy Cat Fight
Hey... we talked about this fight this morning...heres the video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXDEPrIr9I
Peace
George
First Bloggage All Over The Paper
Good Day. Thanks for joining on this magical blog ride. I could start off by saying how weird the word blog is. How it sounds like someone threw up on the page, but everyone does that so I’m not gonna. I am NO conformist. I mean just check out my new Abercrombie T-shirt. Totally my own person!
Just to forewarn you, I will try and update my blog on a daily basis. Also I’ll reply to any comments you leave, even if it’s just about my speling. So make sure you check back daily and leave as many comments as you want.
I’ll leave you with this amazing Wrastlin Video. Enjoy!
